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REAL CLOWN LICENSE
ISS: 03/15/2026
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BOBO
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NOSE:
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HAIR:
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WEIGHT:
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SPECIALTIES
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Seal of Authenticity
ID NUMBER
CLN-00000
ISSUED BY CLOWNCARE.COM
MASTER OF BOZONKAZONKS

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  • These licenses are time consuming to make, and are made by one person (@Support_Clown) and could take awhile to be made!
  • I have not paid anything yet, and will be prompted to pay once the mock up of license is confirmed and the order is placed.
  • Clown is a state of mind. The fundamentals of clown don't reside in facepaint/makeup, or skills like juggling and balloon twisting. Clown at its core is about being vulnerable, embracing failure, and creating joy.

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Legal disclaimer: This product is for parody and satire purposes only, it does not prove you are a real clown. Any harrassment towards Clown Care LLC, it’s entities and members will result in ending all services provided including database and support in all forms.

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