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  • A QR code with a cartoon clown face wearing glasses, a red clown nose, and a colorful bow tie in the center.

    QR Code

    Custom QR code baked into the back of the card with gradient and optional center logo

  • A badge with a red official stamp and the text 'ID Number CLN-00000 issued by ClownCare.com'.

    Clown Database

    Front of card and your Card ID are stored securely. Only funny business, no personal info :)

  • A red circular stamp that says "Seal of Authenticity" with a cute smiling seal illustration in the center.

    Secure

    Seal of Authenticity and a Custom holographic watermark, and we only store the funny business in the database

Legal disclaimer: This product is for parody and satire purposes only, it does not prove you are a real clown. Any harrassment towards Clown Care LLC, it’s entities and members will result in ending all services provided including database and support in all forms.

A humorous clown license featuring a person with a pink clown nose, a blue shirt, and a backpack, labeled 'Peaches,' with various clown traits and specialties listed, and a red stamp with a cartoon face reading 'Seal of Authenticity.'
A humorous clown license featuring a photo of a person with curly gray hair and glasses, wearing a red clown nose and colorful outfit. The license states it is issued by Clowncare.com, with a birthday of February 13, 2024, and lists clown specialties
A clown license featuring a child with rainbow-colored hair, wearing glasses, and clown makeup with a red nose and sparkly eyes. The license is labeled 'Real Clown License,' issued by clowncare.com, with an identification number and various clown spe
A woman with tattoos holding a large, golden triangle frame, smiling, with a dark background. Overlaid on a colorful clown-themed license design in red, white, and gray, with text about specialties, a seal, and a humorous slogan.
A colorful spoof clown license featuring a young woman wearing a white beanie with a bee emblem, holding a decorated plate, with a red seal of approval and various humorous details about her clown persona and specialties.
A clown in colorful makeup, rainbow hair, and a hat, smiling with a playful expression, in a clown license card with specializations in helping clown fears and falling on stairs, issued by clowncare.com.
A humorous spoof clown license featuring a photo of a man making a funny face. It states the license type as "Should Have Been French," with characteristics like slightly pointy nose, non-intrusive hair, and sugar-free hazelnut eyes. The license list
Colorful clown license resembling a comic style ID card with a photo of a person in clown makeup, including purple, yellow, and white hair, red nose, and face paint. The card features a red seal of authenticity, and text listing clown specialties and
A humorous clown license card shaped like a Halloween costume, featuring a person with their face painted green, dressed as a frog, with text indicating they are a therapy gecko. The card includes details like name LYLE, ID CLN-GECKO, with specialtie